{"id":363,"date":"2008-03-24T12:19:38","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T15:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/index.php\/2008\/03\/24\/yes-we-have-no-oranges\/"},"modified":"2008-03-24T12:19:38","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T15:19:38","slug":"yes-we-have-no-oranges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/2008\/yes-we-have-no-oranges","title":{"rendered":"Yes, We Have No Oranges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, ever&#8217;body, I&#8217;m sold out of Shock: for the next couple of weeks. I put in a big order though, so this shouldn&#8217;t happen again for a long time. And if it does, well, super fucking awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Under the Bed is in stock, but that&#8217;s because it&#8217;s hard to play and makes you cry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, ever&#8217;body, I&#8217;m sold out of Shock: for the next couple of weeks. I put in a big order though, so this shouldn&#8217;t happen again for a long time. And if it does, well, super fucking awesome. Under the Bed is in stock, but that&#8217;s because it&#8217;s hard to play and makes you cry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-publishing","category-shock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}