{"id":17,"date":"2006-06-24T09:08:30","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T12:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/?p=17"},"modified":"2006-06-24T09:08:30","modified_gmt":"2006-06-24T12:08:30","slug":"were-not-actually-getting-married-at-the-crack-of-mount-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/2006\/were-not-actually-getting-married-at-the-crack-of-mount-doom","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re not actually getting married at the crack of Mount Doom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sharp-eyed <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"The funniest thing since aeresol cheese.\" href=\"http:\/\/ldopa.net\/\">L-Dopan<\/a> Jeff noticed that the ring in the picture below is really the One Ring. It&#8217;s true! I didn&#8217;t have any photos of our rings handy, and I liked the little joke.<\/p>\n<p>But now the secret&#8217;s out! So here are our actual rings. Carrie and I made these of red gold. She made hers and I made mine, symbolically each bringing our distinctiveness to the relationship.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to see in this picture, but they&#8217;re proportionate to our sizes. That means her whole ring fits inside my ring. Maybe that means I could eat her in one bite?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"rings.jpg\" id=\"image16\" src=\"http:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/rings.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sharp-eyed L-Dopan Jeff noticed that the ring in the picture below is really the One Ring. It&#8217;s true! I didn&#8217;t have any photos of our rings handy, and I liked the little joke. But now the secret&#8217;s out! So here are our actual rings. Carrie and I made these of red gold. She made hers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/2006\/were-not-actually-getting-married-at-the-crack-of-mount-doom\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We&#8217;re not actually getting married at the crack of Mount Doom.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-making-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}