{"id":1001,"date":"2009-09-28T00:38:42","date_gmt":"2009-09-28T04:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/?p=1001"},"modified":"2009-09-28T00:38:42","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T04:38:42","slug":"increases-in-platypus-viscosity-leads-to-stumpy-tentacles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/2009\/increases-in-platypus-viscosity-leads-to-stumpy-tentacles","title":{"rendered":"Increases in Platypus Viscosity Leads to Stumpy Tentacles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/joshuanewmandesign.com\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/srsbsnpus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1000\" title=\"srsbsnpus\" src=\"http:\/\/joshuanewmandesign.com\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/srsbsnpus.jpg\" alt=\"srsbsnpus\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/srsbsnpus.jpg 600w, https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/srsbsnpus-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There is no way to make a 2 year old girl happier than with a stumpy knit octopus. Thank you, VP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no way to make a 2 year old girl happier than with a stumpy knit octopus. Thank you, VP.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glyphpress.com\/talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}