I chose the Grey Fox, but Greyhound is a really good name, too!

You’re a big ball of muscle. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

The easiest way to get into bike building is by swapping out parts. A bike should fit like a pair of pants, if not a glove, so if there’s something you don’t like, change it! Sometimes it’s easy to change the performance of your bike (change the tires! 10 minutes and $30 to an awesomer bike!), sometimes it’s subtle (a shorter stem puts less pressure on my groin! Huh!).

Sooner or later, you’ll discover that only the frame remains, and you wish it were a different height…

Up here in Wisconsin the squirrels are Grey. Although you seem to want a larger animal…. Wolves come in Grey.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_Wolf

Anyway, I’ve really enjoyed reading about this Bike’s construction. I’ve never owned a car, so even as a big fat guy I still ride my bike to get most anywhere, but other than flat tires, and broken spokes I’ve never done any repairs. These posts have almost put me over the edge.

I think Philip’s got it above.