Comments on: On Beards and Bearding http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/ the alien writing of designer joshua a.c. newman Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:55:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: joshua http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1125 joshua Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:10:57 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1125 Baaaaa! Baaaaa!

]]> By: Julia http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1124 Julia Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:54:21 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1124 Your spring shearing looked lovely. Your spring shearing looked lovely.

]]> By: Julia http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1121 Julia Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:02:06 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1121 Not pluck, <i>wax. You don't know what you're missing if you've never tried it. My eyebrows are the only patches of hair that get any regular trimming. I go now to mourn the rape of Joshua's beard.</i> Not pluck, wax. You don’t know what you’re missing if you’ve never tried it.
My eyebrows are the only patches of hair that get any regular trimming.

I go now to mourn the rape of Joshua’s beard.

]]> By: joshua http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1120 joshua Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:47:49 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1120 ... sez the woman who plucks her eyebrows. I haven't really cut my hair since I was 17 or 18. I had a serious nappy problem a few years ago and cut off a few inches, but this seems to be pretty much what my hair does. Well, I'm off to shave right now. … sez the woman who plucks her eyebrows.

I haven’t really cut my hair since I was 17 or 18. I had a serious nappy problem a few years ago and cut off a few inches, but this seems to be pretty much what my hair does.

Well, I’m off to shave right now.

]]> By: Julia http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1119 Julia Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:13:20 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1119 Yes. It's very nice. When I say "I'm going to cut my hair" I mean, I'm going to trim about 2-3 inches off the longest dreads so that they are even with the others. I'm too chicken to do anything else. I could probably stand to cut 6 inches off and no one would ever notice 'cept me, but I'm a wuss. 10 years of no significant haircuts will do that. If I were a man, I'd grow a crazy beard. Yes. It’s very nice.

When I say “I’m going to cut my hair” I mean, I’m going to trim about 2-3 inches off the longest dreads so that they are even with the others. I’m too chicken to do anything else. I could probably stand to cut 6 inches off and no one would ever notice ‘cept me, but I’m a wuss. 10 years of no significant haircuts will do that.

If I were a man, I’d grow a crazy beard.

]]> By: joshua http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1118 joshua Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:01:51 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1118 O, you've got a nice Arab beard. ... Where are you from? O, you’ve got a nice Arab beard.

…

Where are you from?

]]> By: cauley http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1117 cauley Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:54:23 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1117 I wish I could hold to a schedule like this, but it takes me from Thanksgiving to spring to grow a beard, and even then it looks like someone threw a handful of wet barbershop clippings at my face. O, to be hirsute... I wish I could hold to a schedule like this, but it takes me from Thanksgiving to spring to grow a beard, and even then it looks like someone threw a handful of wet barbershop clippings at my face.

O, to be hirsute…

]]> By: joshua http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1116 joshua Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:08:34 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1116 Oh, no! Is this a Mexican standoff? I don't <i>want</i> you to cut your hair! Oh, no! Is this a Mexican standoff? I don’t want you to cut your hair!

]]> By: Julia http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1115 Julia Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:26:20 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1115 I understand. I made a pact with myself that I would trim my hair once it got to the point of interfering with toilet hygiene. I'm just about there, and I'm too chicken to cut my hair. Maybe if you do it, I will, too. I understand. I made a pact with myself that I would trim my hair once it got to the point of interfering with toilet hygiene. I’m just about there, and I’m too chicken to cut my hair. Maybe if you do it, I will, too.

]]> By: joshua http://glyphpress.com/talk/2007/on-beards-and-bearding/comment-page-1/#comment-1114 joshua Mon, 12 Mar 2007 16:48:08 +0000 http://glyphpress.com/talk/index.php/2007/03/11/on-beards-and-bearding/#comment-1114 Well, thanks for the kind words about my beard, but I gotta do this. I don't make the rules, I just follow them. Well, I <i>do</i> make the rules. But, well, follow something something. In any event, we're back to burns tomorrow if the weather holds. I like to feel the Spring on my face. Well, thanks for the kind words about my beard, but I gotta do this. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.

Well, I do make the rules. But, well, follow something something. In any event, we’re back to burns tomorrow if the weather holds. I like to feel the Spring on my face.

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